“Your arms are different.”

My five-year-old daughter, Liz, said this to my three-year-old son, Matt, recently.

Matt put his arms up together, compared them, then gave me a quizzical look like, Dad, is she right?

I gave an answer straight from the textbook, “We’re all different.  Everyone is beautiful in their own way.”

“But you’re not beautiful, Daddy,” Liz said.

Fair point. 1These are not my kids’ real names. Like Katy Perry, I have over 500 Twitter followers, and fake names are necessary to protect our privacy. <—– CLICK ON THESE RED BOXES FOR MY TERRIBLE JOKES