• The Fishing Trip

    Over the holidays, we were fortunate enough to spend a week down in Aruba. Normally, I use this time to lie around like a lox, with the occasional threat by my wife, Lauren, to get off my ass and acknowledge our children’s existence. 1

  • The Vacation

    Vacation

    “Family vacation” is an oxymoron. Transporting a four and a six-year-old to a different country is like climbing a greased telephone pole. And even if you get a few moments of relaxation when you’re there, it is sure to be cancelled out by the process of getting them home.

    Some days, though, are just weird enough to make it all worth it.